Read this Info or you will force ten African lions to have sex with elephants...

... was the first thing i saw when i opened my email earlier today from my good man Louie over here at Koala Ninja. Which just made me realize a few things about this NEW group we've assembled.
You know when you get that warm feeling inside where you just want to burst forth with rainbow love happy meals because you're so excited for something NEW & something BIG?? (insert 'she said' joke here) ... well i got that feeling today, i got it yesterday, i get it when i think about the sketches we're shooting, and i get it when i see a tight group of close friends who see eye to eye comedically coming together to start fresh, but strong. (haha, 'butt strong')
It's the same feeling you get when you watch your favorite actors in a movie doing something out of their element or the same feeling i get when i see a new SNL digital short that makes my 'no no' area tingle. It's the same feeling im getting now for this NEW website and group... KOALA NINJA .
I'm happy to be a big part of something that i want to put all my efforts and time into. And it finally hit me on another level today when i was told to write a blog by an email that simply said:
"Read this Info or you will force ten African lions to have sex with elephants"

... because it proved that other 'random ridiculous idiot comedy peoples' like myself do exist!
... we just got lucky & found each other. Now i can't wait to see what's next !

thanks for listening with your eyes guys.
i'm very excited for everything that's to come
and feel so blessed by God Himself to have put awesome people like the Koala Ninja comedy clan in my life.
Keep an eye open for all the crazy retardation that is to come & start peeing your pantaloones now in anticipational bowel happiness !

comedy dong pilot,

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